Link: PREFACE: Why Heart, Humor & Optimism
Wednesday June 22
Day 104/365 Humor: Donald Trump On The Oil Spill
'What's with all these
engineers! We don't need an engineer, we need a plumber!'
Saturday-Sunday June 19, June
20 DAY 103/365
Heart, Humor &
Optimism HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL!! SENDING YOU AN E-CARD! LINK TO E CARD: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Thursday June 17 Day 102/365 Heart/Optimism: To the Mama and Papa
Bear in all of us! Don't worry, this film has a happy ending! Link: The Bear Movie Monday, June 14
Day
101/365 Heart: God bless the heart of our veteran. God bless the heart of man’s best friend. There are a few perks to living in Washington DC-one is free museums and another is
a free daily newspaper called Politico a by-partisan review and analysis of all the goings on in
government. On Monday, June 7, an article caught my eye by Representative Henry Brown called ‘BUGETARY PRESSURES PROMPT CREATIVE
VA PROGRAMS’ This brought together two issues I care about. Veterans and Dogs. ‘As more
soldiers return home with mental and physical wounds, the need to improve and expand VA services intensifies every day,’
says Representative Brown. One of the more creative ways, is a program he discovered in Palo Alto ‘ in which veterans
with post –deployment mental health issues help train assistance dogs for placement with other veterans recovering from
combat related physical disabilities.’ To borrow a phrase from my husband and son (usually in reference to techie
stuff!) how cool is that? Representative Brown goes on to state that this is a win-win because ‘veterans
confronting mental health battles benefit from the sense of responsibility, normality and stability that the dog-training
program provides. Meanwhile, veterans who are physically disabled benefit from receiving well-trained assistance
animals. And the dogs have a good time too.’ (I think Tonka would love this!) Representative Henry Brown who served on the House Committee on Veteran Affairs and is now a ranking member of the Sub-Committee on Health , was so impressed with the success of this program that
he introduced the Veterans Dog Training Therapy Act which passed the House. I know Tonka would greatly
approve. Anything that can bring the unconditional heart of a dog together with the fragile heart of a human is more
than a win-win. It is a most powerful antidote for any illness-mental or physical. God bless the heart
of our veteran. God bless the heart of man’s best friend.
Day 100/365
A Nation's
Heart: Memorial Day
In Memory...In Gratitude...In Admiration...In Support... With a Nation's Heart, God Bless (Margo@MomOpinion Matters) Day 99/365 Heart: Daily Om: May 26, 2010 The Soundless Center Silence of the Heart It takes a sensitive ear to tune in to the silence of the heart, it can offer
us profound experiences if we listen. Silence of the Heart We spend a lot of time attempting to put the feelings in our hearts into words, to communicate to others our passions,
our emotions, and our love. Often we are so busy trying to translate our heart's roar into language that we miss the most
profound experience the heart has to offer, which is silence. Every poem arises from this silence and returns to it. When
all the songs have been sung, the soliloquies delivered, the emotions expressed, silence is what remains. As each wave of
feeling rises and falls back into the silence, we have an opportunity to connect with the vast, open, powerfully healing
wisdom at the soundless center of our hearts. Our hearts may seem noisy and tumultuous so much of the time
that we do not even associate them with silence. It takes a sensitive ear to tune in to the silence of the heart, but it
is there in each one of us, so close and so large that we do not even notice it. We can begin to become aware of it in the
same way we become aware of the negative space in a still life, the background of a photograph, or the open sky that contains
the sun, clouds, moon, and stars. We are accustomed to tuning in to objects and sounds that are one-pointed, solid, and
three-dimensional. Seeing and hearing the apparently empty space that contains these sounds and objects takes a little practice. We can bring our awareness into our hearts by simply breathing into the general area of our heart. The first thing
we may notice is feelings like joy or sadness and physical sensations like tightness or tenderness. We acknowledge these
as we continue to breathe and focus, listening attentively. We surround these feelings and sensations with breath and recognize
that they are contained and held in an immeasurable substance like water or air, intangible, ineffable, but utterly real.
This is the silence of the heart, and the more we listen for it, return to it, and accept it, the more we bathe and purify
ourselves in the soundless center of our being. Silence of the Heart/Daily Om Day 98/365 Humor: DOG RULES 1. The dog is not allowed
in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only. 5. Fine, the dog
is allowed on all the furniture,but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. 6.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep
on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under
the covers by invitation only 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. From "My Dog is the World's Best Dog" by Suzy Becker Day 96/365 Heart:
On
Sunday, off a coast in Italy, an American mother drowned trying to save her 12 year-old son knocked into the water by a giant wave. She did manage to save
him before she died. This
sacrifice has happened many times before. It will happen many times again. A mother’s heart is like no other. It's power is truly fierce, and boundless, brave and selfless.
It is, in
the end, our child's life line. Day 95/365 Heart: If this doesn't make you cry tears of joy... Link: Soldiers surprising their children Day 94/365 Humor: A naked dog for a naked lady. --Gypsy Rose Lee
Day 93/365 Heart, Humor & Optimism: Ode to the Journey towards High School Graduation Heart: Ready? Here we
go my love! I will lead you. Do not be afraid. You will not get lost. My heart is attached to yours,
like a rope. If you fall, it will pull you up. If you drift, it will hold you fast, and if you are afraid, it will
draw you close and give you strength. I shall carry you until you can stand on your own. I shall hold your hand
until you find your balance. I shall stay beside you until you feel ready to walk ahead. Here we go! I have bought along
enough love, and laughs and faith for the two of us. Do not worry. Here we go! We will take pictures of
moments in time, and send postcards along the way, and put together an album of remembrance when our journey is ended. I am ready. Here we go, my love!
Humor: Look! A bridge! It will take us safely across the currents.
We can look out and below. We can lean over and watch the water churn, swirl and punch the nearby rocks. Tomorrow will
bring calmer winds. But until then, let's take in the view and laugh at such aqua Kung Fu imagining the waves having
a very bad hair day fighting the enemy! You are Finding your bearings. I'll show you a trick.
Don't look down. Look straight ahead. Keep your eyes focused up the path and you won't get stuck. I will
be right there to encourage you to keep going forward even when the fog rolls in and you can see nothing. It will clear.
It always does. And then the sun will grant you a much farther and brighter view. It always does...
And while we walk, my homework will be to present you with a road map of Values and Principles so that
you may have a Moral Compass. And while we walk, your homework will be to grapple with choices, and do battle with
decisions so that you may grow Moral Courage.
Optimism: The views are more panoramic, but the climb has
become steeper. You can now see a little tip of the summit. But you have to reach it in time. You need to cover a certain
amount of distance per day and complete many tasks along the way. We're both tired And you're anxious about making it to
the top. You look back You're a long way up. This part of the journey is taking a lot more effort. You want to sleep. You
want to relax, but you can't. You will encounter some unexpected wind, and rain and will have to keep going. Your body will
keep growing, and your mind will keep expanding, and you will have to stop more often to refuel, and a lot more is now expected
of you and the pressure is on, and you're huffing and puffing towards the top, and I'm there at each rest stop to cheer
you on, and tell you I have no doubt you can do this... no doubt. Congratulations to us! We did it!
Take a look out and beyond! I told you the view was wonderful. I told you it would stretch as far as you could see!.
I knew you would make it! See all the way down behind at where we started? And look at you! You've grown heart and soul.
You've grown Humor and Optimism. Yes, I'm crying, for this journey has now ended and I must say good-bye but still with
so much joy and with such a peaceful heart forever attached on a string to yours. And while not near, never far . ..
never far.(From H20 to Go! Growing Emotional Resilience & Navigating Through Childhood with Hear, Humor &
Optimism by Margo Judge) Day 91/365 Optimism: Good times always follow
bad. Margo@MomOpinion Matters Day 90/365 Humor: “Dogs
need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often
continued in the next yard.” – Dave Barry (Humorist and Author) Day 89/365 Optimism: When you get to the end of
your rope tie a knot and hang on. - Winston Churchill Day 82/365 Heart: Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with those who are reckless
with yours. Mary Schmich Day 81/365 Optimism: ...When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one
who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.(Author Unknown) Day 80/365 Humor:Always be nice to your children because they
are the ones who will choose your rest home. (Phyliss Diller) Day 79/365 Heart: One of the greatest gifts we can give another human being is to
act as their guardian, to hold space for them. (Anonymous) Day 78/365 Humor: I have six locks
on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler Day 77/365 Heart: Notes From The Big Apple. It
is crowded. Full of tourists. I pass by 42nd street on my way to an office. I pretend I am new to the city
and look up instead of straight ahead. I wonder what I would think if I had never seen skyscrapers, or huge neon signs.
I wonder how I would feel amongst throngs of people pushing past. I especially look at the children and think: I cannot
wait to take my grandchild/children to New York. I cannot wait to revisit it with their wonder. I am and always will be a New Yorker at heart. I cannot wait to share that part of
my heart Day
76/365 Heart & Humor? FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted
very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the
floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine
and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that it is suddenly your
food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway
was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger
than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch
to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is
not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize
space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you
there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the
knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same
door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance
is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me FIRST, then
go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL
NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here.
You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off
the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets
a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To
me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all
fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't
smoke or drink, (8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't
need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can
sell their children ... Day 75/365 Heart: H is for Holy E is for Eternal A is for Affectionate R is for Righteous T
is for True God Bless and God Bless our children twice! Day 74/365 Humor: Moments
In Time and the Heart, Humor & Optimism, therein-
From H20 to Go! Part II-Margo Judge
AND LIKE??!!!!
I
had to get more dog food,
and so Tonka and I went to the pet store-
it’s his favorite place to roam around
off leash,
and I bought some new toys,
and everyone wanted to pet him,
and then, we had to take an
elevator back up to the entrance,
because I had two huge bags of food,
and Tonka wsn’t sure about the elevator,
and
I had to bribe him with treats,
Then it was lunchtime
and so I decided we could eat outside,
and
we sat near this young college couple talking
and he was telling her about like his ex-girlfriend,
and why
like he’s not with her anymore,
and the girl sitting with him was like,
so like you haven’t seen her
at all?
and like he says, no way!
and then he says, like,
well, except she called to tell me like she was
getting married,
and like she invited me to the wedding,
and then the girl sitting with him says,
so then
like you have seen her!
and like he replies,
yeah, I went to the wedding and all,
like I felt that would
be a nice thing to do,
and she replies,
then like why did you tell me you haven’t seen her,
when like
you have?!
When we got home,
I sat down to look through mail with the word ‘like’ swimming
through my head
And I began to panic that if my son, who does NOT speak like that,
because every time he started
to in Middle School,
I’d make him repeat what he was telling me without the word “like”
So anyway,
if his wedding ceremony were to go something like this-
Like do you take this man...
Like do you take this woman...
and
like if there anyone here who can show just cause
like for why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony,
let
them like speak now, or like forever hold their peace--
I would think-
Do I really want my future, adorable, four
year old grandchild saying,
Grandma, like Happy Birthday?
Or,
Look Grandma! I like learned how to write
'like'!!
And I can use it like in ten different sentences!!!
-No! No! No!
I WOULD HAVE JUST CAUSE!!!
Then
phone rang!
Thank goodness!! Like that was scary! Margo@MomOpinion Matters
Day
73/365 Optimism:
Comedy is acting out optimism-Robin Williams
Day 72/365 Humor: All my life, I
always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~Jane Wagner, The Search For
Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin
Day 71/365 Heart
& Optimism: Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!
Day 70/365 Humor: Whoopie Goldberg Commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih7lI2IhJao Day 69/365 Heart: One of the
hardest things in life, is having words in your heart that you can’t utter-James Earl Jones Day
68/365 Optimism: Teaching
is the greatest act of Optimism-Colleen Wilcox
Day 67/365 Humor: You know you're a dog person when you and the dog come down with something
like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore! (anonymous) Day 66/365 Heart:
A Dog He is your friend, your partner,
your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of
his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -- Author Unknown Day
65/365 Optimism:
Martin Luther Even if I knew that
tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. Day 64/365 Heart: All Children come into the
world with a Heart of Gold. It is our job to keep their hearts polished and shining. Day 63/365 Humor:"Why
don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition
did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth." Will Rogers. Day 62/365 Optimism: Next
year The Academy Awards will be funnier and more creative-come on guys! You've got all the tech and talent you need! Day 68/365 Optimism:
Teaching is the greatest act of Optimism-Colleen Wilcox Day 67/365 Humor: You know you're a dog person when you and the dog come down with something
like flu on the same day. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the drugstore!
(anonymous) Day 66/365 Heart:
A Dog He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -- Author Unknown Day 65/365 Optimism: Martin Luther Even if I knew that tomorrow
the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. Day 64/365 Heart: All Children come into the world with a Spiritual Heart. It is our
job to keep their faith warm and strong. Day 63/365 Humor:"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
Will Rogers. Day 62/365 Optimism:
Next year The Academy Awards will be funnier and more creative-come on guys! You've got all the tech and talent you
need! 61/365
Humor: Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin hosting the Academy Awards (I hope!) 60/365 Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled.
59/365 Heart: My little dog --
a heartbeat at my feet. --Edith Wharton. 58/365 Humor: Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks
his head out the window! -- Steve Bluestone 57/365 Heart: Tree of Heart=Tree of Life Day 56/365
Optimism: Every
blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, "Grow,
grow."(The Talmud) Day 54/365 Heart: May the world always be connected by its humanity, and desire
for peace, and may the spirit of the Olympics continue beyond the closing ceremonies. They were moving and
awe inspiring! Day 53/365 Optimism: “Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.” - Albert Einstein Day 52/365 Humor:Planet of the Teenagers [Our]
family has spent the year continuing its departure from the Planet of the Teenagers. Slow and at times uneven, the withdrawal
proceeded without major incident. Indeed I believe future anthropologists will see in teenagers the same three conclusions
the great historians saw in the Visigoths: First, we don't know where they came from. Second, we don't know what
they wanted. Third, we don't understand why they failed to develop a written language. (Part of a Year of the
Tiger News Letter from a Friend in the Far East)
Day 51/365 Optimism:Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to
Cape Canaveral.(anonymous) Day #50/365
Heart: Joannie Rochette had ours and we cried as one. Day
49/365 Optimism: If
you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you
(Calvin Coolidge) Day 48/365 Humor: So true! One never needs
their humor as much as when they argue with a fool. (Chinese Proverb) Day #50/365 Day 49/365 Optimism:
If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach
you
(Calvin Coolidge) Day
48/365 Humor:
One never needs their humor as much as when they argue with a fool.(Chinese Proverb) Day 47/365 Optimism: Thinking Like An Olympic Athlete: A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; An optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill Day
46/365 Heart: Family Day 45/265 Optimism:
Tribute to the Olympics: 'It Ain't Over Till
It's Over!' (Yogi Berra)
Day 44/365 Humor? Unemployed? There were 473,000 more of us just
last week!
Well, forget building Bridges and Roads-It's taking too long! (see Day #33/365 of 365 H20 Moments
Of The Day!) Way too much snow anyway!
Snow! That’s it!
We could fight enemy potholes
and save cars! Obliterate snow banks that make lane merges suicide missions!
Liberate alleyways so that fuel and garbage trucks and other
supplies could get through!
Do community building and put pedestrians back on sidewalks, make paths passable to buses, and drugstores
and supermarkets, and clear parking spaces so others could put away their ghastly lawn chairs! Obviously, we have
to suggest this to our Government!!!!! Hello? Anyone there? Can you see me waving behind the snow bank!!?? Day 43/365 Heart: I wrote your name
in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. - Jessica Blade - Day 42/365 Optimism: Sing out everyone
to 'Oh, the sun will come out...' Oh, the snow will all melt-tomorrow Bet your bottom
dollar that tomorrow, it's all gone- Just thinking about-tomorrow makes me brave with drivers who are horrors come what may... Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're only a snow melt away!
Day 41/365 Humor: Lawn Chair Pledge 'We Lawn Chairs of America are proud to have been called into service; to have been dug out of basements and attics
and back closets; to join forces, and line the streets of communities across this great nation; and to protect and defend,
at all costs, the rights of our owners to have their parking spaces available when they return home. We may be tattered
and old, on our last leg or seat, discolored or scratched, but we serve proudly, unashamed of our appearance, with only this
pledge in mind- Not sleet nor snow, nor dark of night, will keep us lawn chairs from the fight!'(MCJ) Day 40/365
Heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
May your heart beep,
thump, flutter or burst for someone or something!
margo@MomOpinionMatters
Day39/365
Optimism: Wishful Thinking?? I will find a plowed
parking space Day 38/365
Humor: Small children almost never misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said - Etienne Marchal Day 37/365 Heart The Heart of the Matter: To get to the Heart of the
Matter as a baby– you cry
To get to the Heart of the Matter as a teenager-you shout
To get to the Heart
of the Matter as a parent–you listen...
Margo@MomOpinion Matters Day
36/365 Optimism: That even with white out
conditions, 45 mile an hour winds, blowing snow, and grass buried deep beneath 30 inches of snow Tonka will find
a spot to pee and poop before a tree branch falls down on my head! Day 35/365 Humor: “Humor helps us to think out of the
box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the
other 385 laughs?” (anonymous) Day 34/365 Heart: Love is waterproof Day 33/365 Humor: Help Wanted Ad: Job building road
or bridge not too far from home-need to pick up kids, get groceries, fix dinner-of course, never built a bridge
or road before – suppose they will train me-do they pay for that or do I?---will need much warmer clothes-will have
to buy those really good, but expensive high tech gloves & foot things that keep from frost bite on the bridge, or
sun tan lotion #150 to keep from getting skin cancer & bright orange whatever so I don’t get hit
by a car putting all the cones along the road---will they train me to operate a rig? Who pays for that? I suppose I shouldn’t
worry. Building bridges & roads might be fun--when it isn’t raining, snowing, blowing or sweltering & maybe my
kids will help me buy a very cool lunch box tool box! Day 32/365 Heart: A child is born with A Heart of Gold.
Our job is to polish it...every
day.(MomOpinion Matters)
Day
31/365 Optimism:
:  Day 30/365 (William James. Philosopher,
Psychologist)
Day
29/365 Heart: God did not create
woman from man's head, that he should command her, nor from his feet, that she should be his slave, but rather from his side,
that she should be near his hear. (Hebrew Quote) Day 28/365 Optimism:A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.(Chinese Proverb) Day 27/ 365 Humor:
I
can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.(Joanne
Age 10) Day
26/365 Heart:The Heart of the Matter is this: Our Humanity ensures that we will reach out to others; Our Humanity ensures that we will assist our brethren; Our Humanity ensures that we will protect our innocent; Our humanity ensures that we will bless our children. May all children be so blessed by us…always and forever. All
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My New Year's Resolution: To post One H20 moment per day for a year- no matter what!-- 365 days of Heart, Humor and Optimism. *Daily Heart, Humor or Optimism (H20 to Go!)
Day 25/365 Optimism: If mom says "no," she
means it. If dad says "no," it means maybe. (Joseph Age 13)
Day 24/ 365 Humor:
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same
time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. ~Quentin Crisp
Day 23/365
Heart:
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. (Kid Quotes) Day 22/365 Optimism: Come
on, you can make it. come on you can do this! Do not fall in. Come on keep going! You're going to make it. You
will be rescued! (Me-talking at the television
to the dog caught in the Los Angeles Flood Waters yesterday.) Day 20/365 Heart: May Haiti’s children hold dear to God’s heart, and may their
spirits warm with love and hope. Day 19/365 Humor: Virtual Phone Rage Thank you for calling about the Forever Knife. If you'd
like to order one Forever knife for 12.99 plus shipping press 1. If not press 2 I press 1 Thank you
(After credit card info etc) We are sure that you will want to add a second Forever Knife for just an added shipping charge
of 6.99. If you would like to order a second Forever Knife for just the shipping cost press 1. If not press 2. I press 2. I do not want a second Forever Knife. We understand. But today we are also offering a box set of Forever
Knives for the same price as one Forever Knife--you only pay shipping and handling. Would you like to take advantage of this
great opportunity to own 4 knives for the same low price? If yes, press 1. If no press 2. I do not want
the box set for added shipping. I want one knife. I firmly press 2. Are you sure you do not want to take advantage of this offer. You might want to reconsider
and consider friends or family. They make great gifts. Press 1 for Yes. Press 2 for No. This
time I BANG the No! Just for today and because you are a valued customer (Valued?? They never heard me before!!!)
we are offering you a reduced price for the Forever Knife-it will only be 7.99 plus shipping and we will add the box set for
just an additional 3 dollars plus shipping. This is a terrific offer only for today. Why don't we go ahead with this
offer? Press 1 to take advantage of this special reduced price offer. Press 2 to decline. I press down the
2 with all my strength! NO! We are going to give you an opportunity to reexamine this offer. We are sure if you think
about it you will want the box set of Forever Knives and for only additional shipping and handling we will add another complete
box set! You will now have 8 Forever Knives for the low price of 15,99 plus shipping and handling. Why don't I go ahead
and process this order. If you agree press 1. If not press 2. This is now war! I PUNCH
the 2 on the phone and find myself swearing as only I would behind the wheel of my car alone, when no one could hear
me--I WANT ONE F----G KNIFE!!!!! ONE, ONE! We understand your hesitation. (Hesitation? Do I sound
as if I am hesitating!!??) We are going to give you one last opportunity to own 2 boxed sets of Forever Knives for the
low price of 12.99 a box plus shipping. Are you sure you would not like to take advantage of this special offer just for today?
If you would like to take advantage of this offer press 1. If not, press 2. I am now STABBING the 2- and SCREAMING
--NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! All of a sudden, out of breath, leaning over the table, I hear- Thank you
for your order. Has she given up? Finally? It will take 5-6 weeks to receive your order Do I hear a cryptic
tone? Suddenly I wonder what this virtual predator would have sounded like had I ordered 8 Forever Knives??!!. Good-bye
the voice says most officially. Do I hear the white flag, finally? YES!!!!! Ahahh! You didn't win! I didn't
cave! Good-bye, I reply most sweetly. Have a great day! The TV is on. I see Forever
Nightlights. Forever Nightlights? Bring it on!
Day 18/365 Heart: At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love.
Martin Luther King,
Jr. Day
17/365 Quintissential Optimism: I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Martin
Luther King, Jr.
Day 16/365 Optimism: I have
a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places
will be made straight and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.
Martin
Luther King, Jr. Day 15/365 Quintissential Optimism:
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit together at the table of brotherhood.
Day 14/365 Humor: Pigeon Impossible! This a fun video!Click Day 13/365 Heart: Humanity’s Savior. it is amazing Heart’s capacity
to expand and warm in times of tragedy, and crisis. Heart is truly humanity’s greatest savior. May the many hearts around the world beating in sympathy for Haitians
send warmth and support to all affected. Day 12/365 Optimism: A Prayer for Miracles. May there be many
in Haiti. Day
11/365 Humor:
When Something is So Nonsensical It's Comical I go into the supermarket. I buy more than I planned. I am asked
if I want a shopping bag. If so, it will be an extra 5 cents. All of a sudden, everyone is charging for bags. I ask
what the five cents is for? It goes to the Government. For what? To clean up the Anacostia River (Washington DC) Oh, that is a
good cause. But
wait! I look around. Everyone in line is holding some sort of interesting carry all. Obviously people are smart and frugal.
They can bring their own bags and it would appear that very very few plan to pay the extra 5 cents, no matter how good the cause. So pray tell,
how does the government expect to raise enough money to clean up a puddle, let alone a river??!! What were they thinking??!!
Oh wait.This is the government. Such logic makes perfect sense! But still, if they want to bag something, they might want to bag
this idea! It'll only cost them 5 cents!
Day
10/365 Heart: What Can Always
Melt It? Puppies-any breed, any color, any time, anywhere. Day 9/365
Optimism: This Too Shall Pass! Walking Tonka in wind chill of 10 degrees. Playing
fetch with Tonka in wind chill of 10 degrees. Trying to get him to come inside from wind chill of 10 degrees! Day 8/365Humor:
Children vs. Pounds-No Contest! She knocks at my door accompanied by her
father, my neighbor, in search of money for children with cleft chins. She comes with a form. The form has pictures of all sorts of different
cookies I can buy. I do not want cookies. I have just bid good-bye to my son’s girlfriend who is an amazing baker and responsible
for at least five of my added pounds! I am now trying to fit
back into my favorite jeans. But, the little girl looks up at me with those adoring eyes. So, I buy 4 boxes, so as not to have nightmares about being Mrs. Scrooge! Before she leaves, she adds that
she is not responsible for any problem with any of the boxes of cookies which means I cannot ask for my money back even
if I don’t like how they taste! Her father apologies and I start to laugh! I so hope I hate the cookies. Really, really, hate them,
I tell him! She
looks up at me horrified! I mean that I could then lose weight. She doesn’t understand. I mean that if I like them, I will eat a lot of them
and get fat! But
you would be helping a lot of children!
You’re right. You're right! You're absolutely right! I will eat all 4 boxes!! She is thrilled! She is thrilled!
She is absolutely thrilled! My jeans and I have a tearful going away party.
Day 7/365 Heart & Optimism Watching Dateline: ‘Bringing Sean Home. The Untold Story.’
The David Goldman story of fighting to bring his son back
home from Brazil. Christmas Eve the reunion finally comes. Love, devotion,
a passion for one’s son and in the midst of anguish, unending
determination, patience and faith.
Day
6/365 Optimism: Good Times always follow bad.
A worrisome time, and then late today, some unexpected, welcomed news in time
to post. If it had not come, I would have had to fight worry. I knew this resolution would not always be easy, and the year has just begun! Whoever said Optimism was easy! It is, however, very, very powerful-especially for our
children.
Day 5/365 Humor: When cluelessness is so
clueless it’s funny! The sink is full of dirty dishes. The dishwasher needs to be emptied. I ask my son to please empty the dishwasher so when I get
back there is room to prepare dinner I come back. The dishwasher has been emptied. Everything is put away. The sink is still full of dirty dishes.
I look at the sink. I
look at my son. He looks back at me totally perplexed! What? I emptied the dishwasher and put all the dishes and silverware away.
But the dirty dishes are still
in the sink. They need to go in the dishwasher! Oh! I start to laugh! Just when I think it is safe to come out of Mamahood 101-
my super smart, delightful and loveable son reminds me
that that connecting dots has a long shelf life! Day
4/365 Heart Happiness-: Hanging out in the kitcken with my son watching a late movie
and eating cherry pie. Day3/365 Optimism: Young People have Great
Instincts! MTV
Countdown for Woman Artist of the Year. Lady Gaga came in #1. Taylor Swift came in #2. By the time I got to Lady Gaga, I had gone through an amazing array of
videos filled with stunningly overt sexuality- good music but some songs bordering on porn. And I thought-no wonder there
is sexting! Why
would young girls think there was anything wrong with exposing themselves on screen? Then Taylor Swift in her song, ‘Fifteen’
wearing a simple white dress talked about what it was like to be fifteen on the first day of high school, what it was like to have a boy say he loved you,
and what
it was like to make the mistake of believing him— so powerful…no need for nudity, or sexually explicit production
numbers -- just
talk and perspective and advice. And, it was #2. That realization made me believe greatly in the spirit of young people-
that simple and relatable
messages do still get through. Yes, there is life beyond exhibitionist dancing, and sexual lyrics.
Young people do know that.
They long for it and they will respond to it. I am extremely optimistic about them and the next generation! Day 2/365 Humor-The Great Car Tease!
Yesterday, after commenting to my son and his girlfriend that I was so happy with how the car looked after
all its body work my husband remarked that most of the scratches and dents were my doing. I replied
that while I would concede he had an excellent sense of direction, I was still a much better driver! He
said I had a problem driving out of garage spaces, I countered that he had a problem backing out of driveways
at night. That was only one night! Well mine was only was one parking space! He then added, Remember when you banged into a car right in front of us? It was a bump not a bang! And can you remember one
time you didn't fly through a yellow light? Yes, but with no scratches! Yes but with 300 dollars for
the year owed in fines! This went on for the entire ride to the movies and with much shared laughter.
Day 1/365 Heart--watching Tonka in
absolutely heaven in the freezing cold. And I realized how true it is that dogs do smile. He was smiling at me—as if to say-I love
this! I
am so happy. And as cold as I was, his smile melted my heart. And I was happy for him. And that made me feel good.
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