365Days of Heart, Humor & Optimism (cont'd)

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Monday-Memorial Day-May 30/11

Day 144/365

Heart:

Half my heart is deployed.

-A Military Spouse

Monday May 23/11

Day 143/365

Heart:

Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

- Old Testament, Proverbs 4.23

Monday May 16

Day 142/365

Humor & Optimism:

Comedy is acting out optimism.
Robin Williams

Monday May 9

Day 141/365

Humor: Dog At Piano

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

to all the Mamas everywhere

who hold in their arms and their hearts,

a child.

Cherishing our children is the Mama Code.

God Bless Mamas everywhere

who safekeep the Mama Code

and God Bless the children everywhere, twice.

Monday May 2

Day 140/365

Humor:
Raising a kid is part joy, part guerilla warfare!
Ed Asner

Monday February 28

Day 132/365

Humor:Don't Mess With Senior Citizens!

    An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.   When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.  She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high.

"It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."

   The clerk told her that £250..00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.  The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced:

"the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.

" 'But I didn't use them," she said. '

'Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.  He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "

We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh,Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

  "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. 

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

  No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

  The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.   The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.

"But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00."

''that's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

  "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

  "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."   

Don't mess with Senior Citizens !

(received via email from a friend)

Monday March 28

136/365

Humor:
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby

Monday March 21

135/365 Days of Heart, Humor & Optiimism

Heart: The Heart is the only broken instrument that works.
(T. E. Kalem)

Thursday March 17

An Irish Prayer
May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.

Monday July 25/11

Day 151/365

Heart: Trist, trist hjerter og dype bønner går ut til alle berørt av den forferdelige skyting i Norge.

Gud velsigne, og Gud velsigne barna to ganger.

Sad sad Hearts and profound Prayers go out all affected by the terrible shootings in Norway.

God Bless,and God Bless the children twice...

Monday July 18/11

Day 150/365

Optimism: Faith In The Human spirit

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/6vyxst/thebutterflycircus.com/short-film/

Monday July 11/24

Humor: Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

GREAT UPDATE: On This Inquiring Mind Wants to Know

Why My Husband and I had to Order Profiteroles to Go and Eat Them

On a Park Bench (taken offmy site because it no longer applies)

After a wonderful email discussion with Christopher Meers (Owner of Mon Ami Gabi) and William Neal (Managing Director) Mon Ami Gabi will now be open late at night for coffee and desert upon availability of tables. These two guys could not have been more gracious. I have made two new friends. So, farewell park bench-as romantic as it was-

Monday July 4/11

Happy Birthday Dear America- and may we sing to you
A Song of Love and Pride for this Land so Vast and True
And God Bless all your Troops who for Freedom’s Chance will fall,
God Bless the USA-your Heart and Freedoms sing to all.

Margo@MomOpinionMatters.Com

Monday June 27/11

Humor:

Placing Shakespeare in modern times works only up until the cell phone. Think about it. After that someone could have called Romeo!
-Ethan McSweeny, Director of the current production of Merchant of Venice in DC, speaking at a symposium-
Monday June 20/11

Day 147/365

Optimism: Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
Helen Keller

Monday June 13/11

Day 146/365

Heart:
A Memory is a photograph taken by the Heart to make it last forever.
-Unknown

Monday June 6/11

Day 145/365

Humor:

A husband walks into Victoria ’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price --

the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks if she would like to put it on, and
model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy),

"I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling nude, return the negligee tomorrow,

and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears nude on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband takes one look and says, "Good Grief!

You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

(sent via email)
margo@MomOpinionMatters.Com

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